Finger Chopsticks is a multi-tasking snacking tool of the future that keeps your hands clean and your focus on the things that matter...
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Why you need a FingerChopsticks
You never have to put FingerChopsticks down because it’s literally attached to you like that one tinder date who professed their love to you 38 minutes into your first date at the Olive Garden. That means you can focus on things that actually matter like getting a job.
With FingerChopsticks you can focus on the things that actually matter... Like swiping on a blank iphone screen like this idiot is doing here.
This bundle comes with:
One Finger Chopsticks + case, a completely unnecessary but very cool snacking tool with one function: to shove more snacks into your huge mouth without interrupting your activities or getting your crap covered in grease or snack debris.
Features:
- Non permanent body modification
- Slick black and gray color
- Really grippy grips to grab your snacks really hard
- Sleek, minimalist design that makes you look like an android
- BPA free
- Phthalates free
- Food Grade
- FDA compliant
- You can put it in the dishwasher if you're rich and own one
- Sexy ergonomic slots for the index and middle finger
- Flexile rubber ensures comfort fit for users 14+
- Designed to stand on its own without contacting other surfaces
It also comes with one custom carrying case.
Nothing says I am going places and I am a functional human being in society like taking your Fingerchopsticks and putting it in our custom carrying case and then going places.
Next time you’re at the Olive Garden, just whip out your Chopsticks case and watch your date’s jaw DROP. Money-back guarantee.*
*We will not give you your money back if your date is not impressed.
📦 Insured Worldwide Shipping: Each order includes real-time tracking details and insurance coverage in the unlikely event that a package gets lost or stolen in transit.
💰 Money-Back Guarantee: If your items arrive damaged or become defective within 30 days of normal usage, we will gladly issue out a replacement or refund.
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